Ronnie's Health by Anti Ronny Kuijsters Club
HI THERE! IT'S THE A.R.K.C. (ANTI RONNIE KUYSTERS CLUB) AGAIN WITH THE NEWS OF RONNIE'S HEALTH TODAY .... WELL IT'S GOING QUITE GOOD WITH RONNIE .... AFTER HIS TRAIN ACCIDENT IN RONNIE'S MOVIE 3 THERE WAS NOT MUCH LEFT OF HIM, BUT THE DOCTORS PREFORMED A GREAT JOB AS YOU CAN SEE BY THIS DIGITISED PICTURE, BUT ONE THING THEY STILL CAN'T GET RID OF IS HIS AIDS .... RONNIE GLAD, SO WE'RE ALSO GLAD .... WE TRIED TO CUT HIS HEAD OFF, BUT HE FOUND IT BACK .... WE TRIED TO DROWN HIM IN THE TOILET BUT HIS WARTS ARE SO BIG HE DIDN'T FIT .... WE LET HIM SWIM IN DANGEROUS ACID BUT HE SURVIVED IT .... WE PUSHED HIM FROM A PLANE BUT HE IS STILL ALIVE (ALLTOUGH HE IS SQUEEZED TO 10 CM) .... WE QUARTERED HIM BETWEEN FOUR HORSES BUT HE MANAGED TO PUZZLE HIMSELF TOGETHER AFTERWARDS .... WE ELECTROCUTED HIM IN HIS TWO YEARLY BATH BUT HIS VERMIN PROTECTED HIM .... WE LAUNCHED HIM INTO SPACE BUT HE CAME BACK WITH HIS STOLEN BIKE (?) .... WE LOCKED HIM UP IN TJERNOBIL WHICH CAUSED THE WELLKNOWN ACCIDENT COZ' HE PLAYED WITH THE BUTTONS HE STILL SURVIVED (HE'S GREEN NOWADAYS) .... WE DID VERY POISIONOUS POWDER IN 'DE FRIETJES VAN EIGEN HUIS' BUT NOW THE WHOLE FAMILY FIRST PUT THE POISON AND THE KETCHUP ON IT BEFORE THEY START TO EAT .... WE'RE DESPARATE FOR NEW KILLING TECHNICS TO KILL RONNIE BEFORE HE DIES FROM AIDS .... SO IF YOU KNOW SOMETHING THEN WRITE US .... *** BE A MEMBER OF ARKC *** .... FOLLOWING THE LAST ROUND-UP THERE WE'RE 92 MEMBERS .... GO FOR 100 .... BE QUICK COZ' RONNIE IS SET TO DIE FROM AIDS IN 1988 .... SEE YOU IN OTHER ARKC DEMO'S .... SIGNED: BOIL - THE A.R.K.C. STRIKES AGAIN NEW MEMBERS WRITE TO: HANS 'PLAYBOY' SIEMONS (TFS), CROGTDIJK 1, 4815 AD, BREDA .... DEMO CODING BY THE BOIL 1891 FROM THE EVIL FORCES (T.E.F.) .... WRITE TO : JOHN VAN DIJK, HELDAMWEG 5, 3481 GX, HARMELEN TO CONTACT T.E.F. .... SPECIAL EVIL GREETINGS TO ALL ARKC MEMBERS .... AND TO : SUN, CLASH, TCA, TMT, TLB, THE ALLIANCE, ANC, ARTWORX, FCC, TGC, TAX, TGG, TFC (SORRY DUKE!), TGP, TAG, THE SCORPIONS, TFF, DALTONS, E U R O P E, MCS, RUNSOFT, CD CRACKERS, MISTER COPY, SLOTBOARD ZEIST (STARSOFT), PIETER DAMMERS, SKYSOFT, 1992 SOFT, MARK & TO ALL WHO I FORGOT .... CHECK OUT THE SPECIAL T.E.F. DIR .... 03404-56246 (STARSOFT MODEM) ... T.E.F. ARE NOW : POWERCHIP, BOIL, TMS, TDL, JOOST, HEY, JEKLE, MVB, DR.DENNIS, SNOWMAN 1212 & BUFFOON .... EAT YER HEART OUT RONNIE!!!!!!! - HI THERE! IT'S THE A.R.K.C. (ANTI RONNIE KUYSTERS CLUB) AGAIN WITH THE NEWS OF RONNIE'S HEALTH TODAY - ( WELL IT'S GOING QUITE GOOD WITH RONNIE - AFTER HIS TRAIN ACCIDENT IN RONNIE'S MOVIE 3 THERE WAS NOT MUCH LEFT OF HIM, BUT THE DOCTORS PREFORMED A GREAT JOB AS YOU CAN SEE BY THIS DIGITISED PICTURE, BUT ONE THING THEY STILL CAN'T GET RID OF IS HIS AIDS - " RONNIE GLAD, SO WE'RE ALSO GLAD - 4 WE TRIED TO CUT HIS HEAD OFF, BUT HE FOUND IT BACK - WE TRIED TO DROWN HIM IN THE TOILET BUT HIS WARTS ARE SO BIG HE DIDN'T FIT - 6 WE LET HIM SWIM IN DANGEROUS ACID BUT HE SURVIVED IT - WE PUSHED HIM FROM A PLANE BUT HE IS STILL ALIVE (ALLTOUGH HE IS SQUEEZED TO 10 CM) - WE QUARTERED HIM BETWEEN FOUR HORSES BUT HE MANAGED TO PUZZLE HIMSELF TOGETHER AFTERWARDS - WE ELECTROCUTED HIM IN HIS TWO YEARLY BATH BUT HIS VERMIN PROTECTED HIM - WE LAUNCHED HIM INTO SPACE BUT HE CAME BACK WITH HIS STOLEN BIKE (?) - WE LOCKED HIM UP IN TJERNOBIL WHICH CAUSED THE WELLKNOWN ACCIDENT COZ' HE PLAYED WITH THE BUTTONS HE STILL SURVIVED (HE'S GREEN NOWADAYS) - WE DID VERY POISIONOUS POWDER IN 'DE FRIETJES VAN EIGEN HUIS' BUT NOW THE WHOLE FAMILY FIRST PUT THE POISON AND THE KETCHUP ON IT BEFORE THEY START TO EAT - WE'RE DESPARATE FOR NEW KILLING TECHNICS TO KILL RONNIE BEFORE HE DIES FROM AIDS - ( SO IF YOU KNOW SOMETHING THEN WRITE US - *5 BE A MEMBER OF ARKC - 4 FOLLOWING THE LAST ROUND-UP THERE WE'RE 92 MEMBERS - 7 BE QUICK COZ' RONNIE IS SET TO DIE FROM AIDS IN 1988 - =SEE YOU IN OTHER ARKC DEMO'S - < THE A.R.K.C. STRIKES AGAIN - NEW MEMBERS WRITE TO: HANS 'PLAYBOY' SIEMONS (TFS), CROGTDIJK 1, 4815 AD, BREDA - < DEMO CODING BY THE BOIL 1891 FROM THE EVIL FORCES (T.E.F.) - 9 WRITE TO : JOHN VAN DIJK, HELDAMWEG 5, 3481 GX, HARMELEN - 2TO CONTACT T.E.F. - , SPECIAL EVIL GREETINGS TO ALL ARKC MEMBERS - _ AND TO : SUN, CLASH, TCA, TMT, TLB, THE ALLIANCE, ANC, ARTWORX, FCC, TGC, TAX, TGG, TFC (SORRY DUKE!), TGP, TAG, THE SCORPIONS, TFF, DALTONS, E U R O P E, MCS, RUNSOFT, CD CRACKERS, MISTER COPY, SLOTBOARD ZEIST (STARSOFT), PIETER DAMMERS, SKYSOFT, 1992 SOFT, MARK & TO ALL WHO I FORGOT - " CHECK OUT THE SPECIAL T.E.F. DIR - T.E.F. ARE NOW : POWERCHIP, BOIL, TMS, TDL, JOOST, HEY, JEKLE, MVB, DR.DENNIS, SNOWMAN 1212 & BUFFOON - 8EAT YER HEART OUT RONNIE -